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And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of the goddess saw the daughters of men that they were groovy, and they took them out dancing to groovy music And the goddess said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he is also flesh:yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years There were giants in the earth in those days, Coltrane, and Hendrix, and Miles, when the sons of the goddess came unto the daughters of men and dug the scene And the goddess saw the wickedness of man: record producers promoting cuisinart electronic Disneyland over done pads to ultra-stimulated juveniles And the goddess said I will stop listening to top 40 radio for I repenteth of creating them. But Suzie found grace in the eyes of the goddess These are the intergalactic companions of Suzie: Suzie was not just a poodle, she was perfect in her generation and she walked with the goddess And Suzie begat three band memembers, Steveth, Jimeth and sometimes Shirleyeth. And the top forty was corrupt before the goddess,and the airwaves were filled with Brittany And the goddess looked on the music and behold, it was corrupt, for all neo-disco had corrupted the goddess's way on earth. And the goddess said unto Suzie, the end of all Brittany has come before me, for the airwaves are filled with saccarine, and behold I will replace them with something more groovy, Make thee an electric guitar out of gopher wood, tunes thou shalt play, and pitch shift the vocals within and without. And in this fashion thou shalt make it of, the neck length should be Fender scale, the width should be as the Gibson J-45, and the color shalt be candy apple red, metal flake Two pickups shalt thou make to the guitar, with a whang bar affixed, with the holy mutron bi-phase for skanky oneness, and all the synthesizer patches are to be ginky, And behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of notes upon the earth, to destroy all top 40, wherein is the breath of mediocracy, from under heaven, and everything that is in earth shall boogie But with thee shall I establish my covenant,and thou shalt come into the Mothership, and thy friends, and cool alien life forms And every form of music shalt thou bring unto the Mothership, two of every sort to keep alive with thee, and there shall be dancing with males and females And take thou, unto thee, all music that is awesome, and thou shalt gather it, and play it unto happy dancing with beer Thus did Suzie; according to all that the goddess commanded her, so did she. Earlier Sermons